Okay Casey downloaded Candy Crush so he could send me lives. Lol!

Marriage.

Ok I started playing Candy Crush since I’m stuck laying on my side a lot because of my kidney. I’m up to like level 16 and I’m not understanding how people are so far up that map. Like, I get a life every 20 minutes… and I know I hate getting game requests, so I’m not one to send them. I don’t get it lol

I really need to sell all these size 0/1 jeans I have, I’ll never fit them again and I’m good with that.

Twitter: how much of a bitch can you be in 140 characters or less.